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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 16:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minnesota Vikings News and Links: Another Day OF OTAs! - Daily Norseman

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Destiny 2 Reveals Major Armor Stats Overhaul Coming In The Edge of Fate - The Game Post

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

If you're quitting a job or anticipating layoffs, don't burn your bridges at work. Boomerang hires are increasing. - Business Insider

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

How did the Thunder get this good? Three perfectly executed summers created a 2025 juggernaut - CBS Sports

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can omega-6 fatty acids in nuts, vegetable oils lower heart disease and diabetes risk? - Medical News Today

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

share office space ...

No go.

No, not a chance

Box Office: ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Flies to $610 Million Globally, ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ and ‘Sinners’ Hit $350 Million Milestone - Variety