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09.06.2025 16:30

Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Destiny 2 Reveals Major Armor Stats Overhaul Coming In The Edge of Fate - The Game Post
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
share office space ...
No go.
No, not a chance